“- Dede Truitt: God. How does a woman get so bitter?
- Lucia DeLury: Observation.”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt
Lisa Kudrow - Lucia DeLury

“I tried writing again. Nothing came out that didn't sound bitter and cynical. And there's nothing worse than a writer who doesn't have anything to say.”
Woody Harrelson - Harry Barber

“Well, you'll certainly be in my prayers tonight. And I'll be praying you get nut cancer!”
Swoosie Kurtz - Mrs. Livingston

“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Tina Trac: How did you get to be so cynical?
- Brian Kelly: Practice.”
Min Luong - Tina Trac
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly