“The monster was the best friend I ever had.”

Boris Karloff

- Danny Butterman: "Point Break" or "Bad Boys II"?
- Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
- Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

“I got to watch movies, fuck with assholes and hang out with my best friend all day, can you think of a better way to make a living?”
Jeff Anderson - Randal

“- Isaac: It's an interesting group of people, your friends are.
- Mary: I know.
- Isaac: Like the cast of a Fellini movie.”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Diane Keaton - Mary

“- Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Because he's my friend!”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood