“- Steven M. Kovacs: Do... do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
- The Cable Guy: Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hang out with us if we weren't paying her?”
Matthew Broderick - Steven M. Kovacs
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- Marilyn Schwary: Two thousand francs?
- Hercules Popodopoulos: I'm sorry, is the amount not adequate?
- Marilyn Schwary: What, are you planning on bringing friends? Listen mister, maybe this is what hookers look like in Greece, but I'm no hooker, I'm a housewife. We do it for free!”

Cybill Lynne Shepherd - Marilyn Schwary
Joss Ackland - Hercules Popodopoulos

“Mr. Silver, you just bought yourself a champion.”

Sean Kanan - Mike Barnes

“I accept this case. My fee will be 500 pounds, payable in 10-pound notes.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“- Eddie Valiant: The job will cost you a hundred bucks, plus expenses.
- R.K. Maroon: A hundred bucks? That's ridiculous!
- Eddie Valiant: So's the job.”
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant
Alan Tilvern - R.K. Maroon