“Love is dead. Love is a fantasy little girls have.”
John Cassavetes - Robert Harmon

“- Isaac Barr: To tell you the truth, I can't stop thinking about her...
- Alan Lowenthal: Isaac, you know as well as I do that romantic love is a projection. You're not seeing this woman.
- Isaac Barr: Hehe, get out of here...
- Alan Lowenthal: It's a vision. You're in a delusional state.”

Richard Tiffany Gere - Isaac Barr
Robert Harper - Alan Lowenthal

“What if there's no such thing as true love but we're just too afraid to admit it, so we keep on dressing up, we keep on pretending to be something that we're not, we keep turning our lives upside down, losing ourselves in something that we hope is better than what we think that we are?”
Claire Forlani - Jennifer Burrows

“Here's to the men that we love, here's to the men that love us. But the men that we love will never love us so fuck all that, here's to us.”

Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers
Carmen Electra - Michelle Lopez
Kam Heskin - Carrie Carson

Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of "That's mine, this is yours".
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns