“Dirty Love” quotes(2005)
Plot – Pretty young Rebecca finds her boyfriend Richard in bed with another woman and goes in crisis, so she visits a fortune-teller who tells her a strange premonition: the man of her dreams will appear her soon after she sees a white pony. From that moment on, Rebecca ensures the premonition to come true, involving her friends too.
All actors – Jenny McCarthy, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Carmen Electra, Victor Webster, Kam Heskin, Guillermo Díaz, Jessica Collins, Renee Albert, Noah Harpster, Jay Johnston, Judith Drake, David O'Donnellshow all
“Dirty Love” Quotes 11 quotes
“I was thinking about becoming a Scientologist. They're always famous, you know. Is there like an audition or something? I could do a monologue from Ron L. Hubbard.”
“- Rebecca Sommers: You can try a bunch of cheesy lines on my but why bother? … What I'm telling you is no matter what you do, you're gonna get laid.
- Kevin: I don't get it.”
“Even Brad Pitt's throbbing cock couldn't make me feel better right now!”
“Love is so great that it's almost unreal. I feel bad for the people who can't find it. I mean, we've all met those types who try to convince their co-workers that they're fine without it. And then you take a look at their cubicle and see heart shaped frames all over their desk with pictures of their three-legged cat named Bob.”
“Why did the blonde jump off a building? To see if her maxi pad had wings!”
“Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore so why not just have sex and get paid for it?”