Jenny McCarthy quotes
“- Rebecca Sommers: You can try a bunch of cheesy lines on my but why bother? … What I'm telling you is no matter what you do, you're gonna get laid.
- Kevin: I don't get it.”
“Even Brad Pitt's throbbing cock couldn't make me feel better right now!”
“Love is so great that it's almost unreal. I feel bad for the people who can't find it. I mean, we've all met those types who try to convince their co-workers that they're fine without it. And then you take a look at their cubicle and see heart shaped frames all over their desk with pictures of their three-legged cat named Bob.”
“Why did the blonde jump off a building? To see if her maxi pad had wings!”
“Are you guys hiring? Because no one cares about love anymore so why not just have sex and get paid for it?”