“- Charlie: So, Whitey, what happened to your family?
- Whitey: I killed them. I hacked them up with a hammer while they were asleep. Ma, Pa, Bro, Sis. She was awake, my sis. I was just released from prison on my 21st birthday. I wasn't ready to leave but they said I had to. Fucked up law, huh?”

Jim Carrey - Charlie
Michael Bowman - Whitey

- Vince Larkin: [while in the surveillance truck] That's William Bedford, aka "Billy Bedlam".
- Smoke: The mass murderer?
- Vince Larkin: The same. He caught his wife in bed with another man. Left her alone, drove four towns over to his wife's family's house. Killed her parents, her brothers, her sisters, even her dog.
John Cusack - Vince Larkin
Don Charles McGovern - Smoke

“You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest? My dear, he killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family!”
Georg Stanford Brown - Rory Schultebrand

“- Mitch Wilkinson: Your great-great granddaddy planned the assassination of President Lincoln.
- Patrick Gates: It can't be.”
Ed Harris - Mitch Wilkinson
Nicolas Cage - Ben Gates