“- Peter Joshua: All right, get set for the story of my life.
- Reggie Lampert: Fiction or non-fiction?”
Cary Grant - Peter Joshua
Audrey Hepburn - Regina Lampert

“There's more fiction in my life than in books, so I don't bother with them.”
Richard Harris

“Did you ever hear of a thing called paranoia? No, I guess you didn't. Well, it's what happens to people when they get to believe they're something they're not.”

Harry Shannon - Florida Doctor

“- Kevin Dillon: It's the treasure, concealed in the slime of dragons.
- Maxwell Kane: It's a woman's purse, and it's covered with crap.”
Kieran Culkin - Kevin Dillon
Elden Henson - Maxwell Kane

“Jacey pretended to care for Alice so well, the illusion became so complete that even he was fooled.”
Michael Keaton - Narrator