You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man". Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
John Goodman - Coach Harris

“Farewell my fallen idol and false friend, we have such hopes, but now those hopes are shattered.”

Emmy Rossum - Christine

“I thought she'd be the one to yank you out of neutral.”
Bob Odenkirk - Dan

“You're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns...”
Ellen Barkin - Penny Priddy

“- Coles: I'm surprised that you're so upset by this situation.
- Sam: What is this situation?
- Coles: This!
- Sam: There is no situation except for you being a complete asshole.”
Mark Ruffalo - Coles
Maya Stange - Sam