“Revenge of the Nerds” quotes

(1984)
Movie Revenge of the Nerds
Title Revenge of the Nerds
Year 1984
Director Jeff Kanew
Genre Comedy
Plot – A group of freshman nerds arrive to an Arizona college just in time to get picked on by the cool classmates of the Alpha Beta brotherhood. After being hazed, the nerds fight back: cleverness and intelligence against brutal force and strong bodies. And in the end, they will even get the girls.
All actors – Robert Carradine, Anthony Edwards, Timothy Busfield, Andrew Cassese, Curtis Armstrong, Larry B. Scott, Brian Tochi, Julia Montgomery, Michelle Meyrink, Ted McGinley, Matt Salinger, Donald Gibb
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  • - Sergeant: I do not know what this world is coming to. See that man over there. We arrested him for mopery.
    - "Booger": What's mopery?
    - Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.

    F. William Parker - Sergeant
    Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
    [Tag:blindness, crime]
  • - "Booger": Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff!
    - Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!

    Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
    Brian Tochi - Takashi
    [Tag:sight, women]
  • You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope: "someday, my son will grow to be a man". Well look at you now; you just got your asses whipped, by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
    John Goodman - Coach Harris
  • “- Poindexter: Wait, would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline?
    - Mu: Poindexter, do you wanna fuck, or not?
    - Poindexter: Okay.”

    Timothy Busfield - Poindexter
    Linda Felker - Mu
    [Tag:sex, talking]
  • - "Booger": Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
    - Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
    - "Booger": Why? Does she have a penis?

    Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
    Anthony Edwards - Gilbert
    [Tag:girl, sex]
  • “- Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as you?
    - Lewis: Yes.
    - Betty Childs: How come?
    - Lewis: 'Cause all jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.”

    Julia Montgomery - Betty Childs
    Robert Carradine - Lewis
    [Tag:ability, sex, thinking]
  • “Ah, you college men are all alike: all you think about is getting laid! I almost wish I was enrolling in school with you guys!”
    James Cromwell - Mr. Skolnick
    [Tag:school, sex]
  • - Takashi: I think I've got a frush.
    - "Booger": What the fuck's a frush?
    - Takashi: [showing his royal flush] A frush.
    - "Booger": [showing his cards] Oh, well I've got two sevens and two sevens beats a frush.
    - Takashi: Oh, thank you.

    Brian Tochi - Takashi
    Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
    [Tag:cards, winning]
  • - Judy: Maybe we should eat?
    - Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
    - "Booger": Hey guys...
    [opens his leather jacket to reveal some Marijuana cigarettes]
    - "Booger": ... Wonder joints.

    Michelle Meyrink - Judy
    Andrew Cassese - Wormser
    Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
    [Tag:choice, drugs]
  • - Takashi: Excuse please, but why do they call you "booger"?
    - "Booger": [picking his nose] I don't know.

    Brian Tochi - Takashi
    Curtis Armstrong - "Booger"
    [Tag:name]
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