- Owen: Wally wants to go to bed with you.
- Margaret: Nobody fucks at the club, everybody's gay! It's you that thinks about fucking all the time.
- Owen: Your vocabulary is punctuated by two words: "shit" and "fuck".
Bob Brady - Owen
Anne Carlisle - Margaret

“Well, fuck me! No, no, I don't mean... I just mean... fuck me, but not... well what I mean is...”

Brad Gorton - John Dixon

“- Harry Sawyer: So we're gay. How hard can that be?
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: It might not be hard for you, Rock Hudson, but I have got heterosex...
- Harry Sawyer: What?
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: 'Not gay' written all over me.”
Jeremy Northam - Harry
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“It's funny, gay used to mean such a happy kind of a word, once.”
Paul McCrane - Montgomery

“- Larry Valentine: Chuck, we really pulled this one out our asses.
- Chuck Levine: Bad choice of words there, Larry. Bad choice of words.”
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine