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Movie Happy, Texas
Title Happy, Texas
Year 1999
Director Mark Illsley
Genre Comedy, Crime, Romance
Plot – In Happy, a Texas town, the annual most important event is the national competition for the Little Miss Fresh-Squeezed title, dedicated to primary school girls. To take part to the challenge, citizens point to David and Steven, two experts in the preparation of talent shows and ballets. However two homosexual escapees take their place and are more interested in banks than in the competition. To prepare the hit, they have first to meet the expectations of Happy citizens, avoiding their suspicions.
All actors – Steve Zahn, Jeremy Northam, William H. Macy, Ally Walker, Illeana Douglas, M.C. Gainey, Ron Perlman, Mo Gaffney, Paul Dooley, Jillian Berard, Scarlett Pomers, Melissa Arnold
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