“It is better to have that and not need it, then to need it and not have it.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Woodrow F. Call

“- The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
- Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because you have a gun!”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“They're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring!”

John Cusack - John Kelso

“You know if I wanted to get shot at everyday, I'd move my black ass to Los Angeles!”
Chi McBride - Cyrus

“- Thelma: Oh, Louise, umm, will you take care of this gun?
- Louise: What in hell did you bring that for?
- Thelma: Oh, come on! Psycho killers, or bears or snakes? I just don't know how to use it. Will you take care of it?”
Geena Davis - Thelma
Susan Sarandon - Louise