“- Lara: You really think I'm skinny? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
- Lauren Hynde: What's the difference?
- Lara: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...”
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde
Jessica Biel - Lara

“- Tess Coleman: You cannot eat fast food.
- Anna Coleman: Why not?
- Tess Coleman: Because it will go down your throat and drop instantly to my thighs!”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Tess Coleman
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman

“- Dr. Brenda Bradford: Two things, Scolex! One, you are completely insane!
- Dr. Claw: Bring on the brownies! Eheel in the waffles! I'm ready to binge! Ha ha ha!”
Joely Fisher - Brenda
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“- Walter Fielding: Has this ever happened to you before?
- Jack Schnittman: Yes.
- Paramedic: Seven times in the past five months.
- Walter Fielding: I thought the jogging was getting you in better shape.
- Jack Schnittman: It is.
- Paramedic: Yeah thanks to the jogging I can lift him into the ambulance.”

Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding
Josh Mostel - Jack Schnittman
Wendell Pierce - Paramedic

“Keep cooking like that and I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.”

Larry Blamire - Dr. Paul Armstrong