“- Holly: I left without saying anything. He must think I'm an idiot.
- Denise: Well, you're an American. They expect us to be idiots.”
Hilary Swank - Holly
Lisa Kudrow - Denise

“Are people like you that make the world think that Americans are stupid! I'm not stupid! I'm not gonna take this shit anymore!”

Rogert Bart - Dr. Beecher

“American voters want their leaders to be dumber than they are. They figure they'll do less harm that way.”
Sam Waterston - Jack Edwards

“You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.”
Paul Hogan - Porter Ricks

“- Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
- Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.”
Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker
Justin Henry - Mike Baker