Mira Sorvino quotes
“- Vinny: You fuckin' make me sick, you fuckin' slut.
- Dionna: I am a slut? You're calling me a slut? You lowlife piece of fuckin' shit, you fucked my cousin! You didn't think I knew about that! I smelled her pussy juice all over your fuckin' face! You fuckin' sick bastard! How dare you? And all this time I'm thinking there's something wrong...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Marta: You seem very intelligent for an American.
- Fred: Well, I'm not.”
“Sometimes an insect will evolve to mimic its predator. A fly can look like a spider, a caterpillar can look like a snake. The Judas evolved to mimic its predator... us.”
“- Lenny Weinrib: You think I'm a loser?
- Linda Ash: Yeah, you've got no confidence, it's sweet, I like that in a man. I can't stand those johns who come in and throw down a couple of hundred and whip out a big dick and wave it all over the joint.
- Lenny Weinrib: I wouldn't do that, even if I wanted to...”
“That's what I love about you, Monty. You're the only one I know that's more fucked up than me.”
“You didn't want a blowjob so the least I could do is get you a tie.”
“- Johnny Hyde: How can you be so cold?
- Marilyn Monroe: Because you let me.”
“- John Lee: My father taught me how to shoot.
- Meg Coburn: Playing catch is so impersonal.”
“- Romy White: I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.
- Michele Weinberger: That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?”
“- Vinny: It is just you and me!
- Dionna: It wasn't. It was everybody.
- Vinny: Oh, baby, it wasn't...
- Dionna: It was everybody...
- Vinny: I didn't care for those fucking bitches! I love you!
- Dionna: It was everybody. And everybody else knew but me.”
“- Michele Weinberger: Remember the prom? You got so thin by then.
- Romy White: Oh, I know. I was so lucky getting mono. That was like the best diet ever.”
“- Lenny Weinrib: He's dicking around in agriculture.
- Linda Ash: What's wrong with his dick?”
“- Dionna: I know he loves me, but... I think I disappoint him.
- Ruby: So, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to tell you how to fuck your husband?”
“- John Lee: He's my patron.
- Meg Coburn: Patron?
- John Lee: He made it possible for me to come here.
- Meg Coburn: What does he, sponsor you to play the violin?
- John Lee: ... in exchange for... services.
- Meg Coburn: What a nice way of saying you kill people.”
“- Michele Weinberger: I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.
- Romy White: You're the Rhoda, you're the Jewish one.”
“- Marilyn Monroe: Oh, no, Johnny, you need your rest.
- Johnny Hyde: I'll get my rest when I'm dead, which is going to be sooner rather than later. You know that, Marilyn.”
“- Raychel: You're like shy, but you're outgoing. You're insecure but your conceited. Then some things you're totally clueless and other things you get in like two fucking seconds. So I'm confused.
- Meg Kennedy: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
- Raychel: See, now you're like dissed but also flattered.”
What part didn't you understand, "little prick" or "fuck off"?
“- Vinny: Please, please, don't make me have to beg you. Get in the car. Come on, don't make me have to hurt you.
- Dionna: Hurt me? Don't you even fuckin' lay a pinkie on me! I'll get him to kick your ass and then I'll fuck him! You wanna watch Vinny? Will that turn you on Vinny? You linguine dick mother fucker. You wanna watch while I suck a...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Michele Weinberger: Did you lose weight?
- Romy White: Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.”
“- Raychel: What are you on?
- Meg Kennedy: What am I on? It's just two glasses of wine and a couple of valium. You want some?
- Raychel: Valium? Who the fuck takes valium anymore?”
- Linda Ash: You're married, aren't you?
- Lenny Weinrib: How can you tell that?
- Linda Ash: 'Cause you got that look.
- Lenny Weinrib: "That look"? What... what look is that?
- Linda Ash: That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.