“- Cordelia: Are my sheets done yet?
- Jeryline: They're downstairs. And I couldn't get all those stains out, either.
- Cordelia: Damn guacamole.”
Brenda Bakke - Cordelia
Jada Pinkett Smith - Jeryline

“- Two-Bit Matthews: Shoot, this house ain't dirty. You ought to see my house.
- Ponyboy Curtis: I have and if you had the sense of a billy goat, you'd clean your house up 'stead of bummin' 'round ours.
- Two-Bit Matthews: Shoot, kid, if I did that, my mom would die of shock.”
Emilio Estevez - Two-Bit Matthews
C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis

“Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy.”
Kevin Costner - Crash Davis

“If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank!”
Bill Murray - Grimm

“Mud is still mud, no matter how small you are.”
Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski