“- Gus: Shirley? Are you Shirley? I'm supposed to meet her here for a blind date. One of those computer deals.
- Blonde in Blue Blouse: You've got to be kidding me.
- Gus: No! You're dressed in blue. That's what she's supposed to be wearing.
- Blonde in Blue Blouse: This is not blue! It's turquoise.
- Gus: I don't give a shit. You wanna dance?”
Chuck Sacci - Gus
Jacqueline Carlin - Blonde in Blue Blouse

“Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.”

Mike Judge - Butt-Head

“Damn girl... I didn't know Nike made dresses.”
Gabrielle Union - Shawnee

“- Jimmy: I never realized.
- Kevin: Never realized what?
- Jimmy: You're a rocker.
- Kevin: What, am I black or something?
- Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?”

Phil Daniels - Jimmy
Ray Winstone - Kevin

“Oh my god… it's Capitol Barbie.”
J Barton - Timothy McGinn