“- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir, what's your name?
- Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man!
- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir... what's your name?
- Pedro: [to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
- Pedro: [Man vomits onto the floor of the car] Uuhhh - His name is Raalllph, man!”
Arthur Roberts - Arresting Officer
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“They call me Harry. Or Detective Boyd. Or the over-bearing one the other cops can't stand. Depends on who you talk to, I guess.”
Michael Paré - Harry

“- FBI agent interrogating Chekov: Name.
- Chekov: My name?
- FBI agent interrogating Chekov:No, my name!
- Chekov: I do not know your name.
- FBI agent interrogating Chekov: You play games with me, Mister, and you're through.
- Chekov: I am? May I go now?”
Jeff Lester - FBI Agent
Walter Koenig - Chekov

“- Louis Riel: Blood will run like water.
- Jacques Corbeau: You won't notice it much. The mounted police wear red coats.”
Francis McDonald - Louis Riel
George Bancroft - Jacques Corbeau

“Don't fight any cops, Muggs. I think they got the law on their side.”

Huntz Hall - Limpy