“The only unconditional love I've ever know has been from bunnies. When no else wanted to spend time with a little crippled boy, bunnies would. And now one of them has had it's flame snuffed out like a candle in the wind.”
Sam Huntington - Dinkadoo Murphy

“Pouncer Pouncer the wonder cat. I'm so glad you're not a rat, or a bat, or too fat.”

Grace Johnston - Victoria Essex

“- Josie Geller: You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together.
- Tracy: But I'm not a penguin.
- Sam Coulson: It's an analogy.”
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
Katie Lansdale - Tracy
Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson

“It feels good to be a wolf, doesn't it? Power without guilt. Love without doubt.”

Om Puri - Dr. Vijay Alezais

“- Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
- Kitty: What a lucky girl!”
Brendan Fraser - Stu Miley
Rose McGowan - Miss Kitty