“Never Been Kissed” quotes

Movie Never Been Kissed
Raja Gosnell directed this movie in 1999
Title Never Been Kissed
Year 1999
Director Raja Gosnell
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Plot – What do eternal students think, want and do? One unanswered question worthy of an inquiry of the "Chicago Sun Times" that asks the most awkward and insecure report Josie to disguise herself as a high school student and go back to class. The horrors and humiliations of the past are lasting nightmares for the journalist. With a hidden camera she watches, camouflages and films the life and language of a generation that looks lively, but that is crystallized in the hallway, party and sport field rites.
All actors – Drew Barrymore, David Arquette, Michael Vartan, Molly Shannon, John C. Reilly, Garry Marshall, Sean Whalen, Cress Williams, Octavia Spencer, Sarah DeVincentis, Allen Covert, Rock Reiser, David Doty, Derek Morgan, Kathleen Marshall, Jenny Bicks, Leelee Sobieski, Jeremy Jordan, Jessica Alba, Marley Shelton, Jordan Ladd, Katie Lansdale, Branden Williams, James Franco, Gregory Sporleder, Martha Hackett, Jennifer Parsons, Andrew Wilson, Giuseppe Andrews, Alex Solowitz, Niesha Trout, Chad Haywood, Cory Hardrict, Chad Todhunter, Daniel Louis Rivas, Marq Edwards, Denny Kirkwood, Marissa Jaret Winokur, Carmen Llywelyn, Sara Downing, Mike Moyer, Steven Wilde, Maya McLaughlin, David Douglas, Russell Bobbitt, Tara Skye, Mark Allen, Conor O'Neil, Joe Ochman, Don Snell, Jason Weissbrod, Tinsley Grimes, Joshua Fitzgerald, Amanda Wilmshurst, William Abers, Ulises Bella, Jose Espinosa, Lucas MacFadden, William Marrufo, Raul Pacheco, Justin Poree, Asdrubal Sierra, Charles Stewart, Jiro Yamaguchi, Andrew Aguilar, A. David Burleigh, Priscilla Cory, Kevin Scott Greer, Phil Hawn, Fabio May, Billy McLellan, Tracy Reiner, Marcello Robinson, Hunter G. Williams, Danny Zavatsky
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  • “- Josie Geller: That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person and you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life, and for one moment you get this amazing gift and you want to laugh and you want to cry...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    Octavia Spencer - Cynthia
    [Tag:kiss, love, writers]
  • “- Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
    - Anita: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.”

    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    Molly Shannon - Anita
    [Tag:amusement, kiss, men]
  • “- Sam Coulson: All I can tell you is that when you're my age, guys will be lined up around the corner for you.
    - Josie Geller: You have to say that because you're my teacher.
    - Sam Coulson: Actually, I shouldn't say that because I'm your teacher.”

    Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    [Tag:talking, teachers]
  • Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when you're handing out the... (continue)(continue reading)

    Molly Shannon - Anita
    [Tag:school, sex]
  • - Anita: Guess who I did it with last night?
    - Josie Geller: Roger from Op/Ed?
    - Anita: Aww... Who told you?
    - Josie Geller: You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him".

    Molly Shannon - Anita
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    [Tag:date, sex]
  • “- P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
    - Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?”

    Jennifer Parsons - P.E. Teacher
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    [Tag:lies, school, test]
  • “- Guy Perkins: Hi, I'm Guy.
    - Josie Geller: Yes, you are a guy. Quite a guy. Oh my. Hey, that rhymes! Yikes. Bikes!
    - Guy Perkins: Are you in special-ed? I mean, are you?
    - Kristin: A Geek?
    - Gibby: You totally just said that out load.”

    Jeremy Jordan - Guy Perkins
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    Marley Shelton - Kristin
    Jordan Ladd - Gibby
    [Tag:meeting, school]
  • “- Rob Geller: I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
    - Josie Geller: Hear one.
    - Rob Geller: Whatever.”

    David Arquette - Rob Geller
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    [Tag:crying, empathy]
  • “- Josie Geller: You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together.
    - Tracy: But I'm not a penguin.
    - Sam Coulson: It's an analogy.”

    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    Katie Lansdale - Tracy
    Michael Vartan - Sam Coulson
  • “Rob, your not going to believe it, I made friends with a whole table of rastafari. Not just one, a whole table... You know what's a weirdword? Fork. Oh my God, someone ate my entire pie! I don't know how that happened!”
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    [Tag:drugs, friends]
  • Somebody once said, "To write well, you have to write what you know". Well, here is what I know...
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
  • “- Aldys: And I want to go to NorthWestern!
    - Josie Geller: Oh my Gosh! I went there!
    - Aldys: For what?
    - Josie Geller: ...To go to the bathroom once. They have really nice facilities.”

    Leelee Sobieski - Aldys
    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    [Tag:dreams, traveling]
  • “I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.”
    Sean Whalen - Merkin
    [Tag:evil, furniture]
  • “- Gibby: What is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?
    - Kristin: That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd be named prom queen... Did I just say that out loud?”

    Jordan Ladd - Gibby
    Marley Shelton - Kristin
    [Tag:dancing, ruin]
  • “- Josie Geller: That'll teach me to wear white jeans after labor day.
    - Gibby: I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.”

    Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller
    Jordan Ladd - Gibby
    [Tag:clothes, fashion]