“- Congressman Doyle: Are you asking this committe to believe that you attended the meeting of a communist organization because of a girl?
- Peter Appleton: Yes, sir... I'm sure that even a majority counselor like yourself has familiar with the concept of impressing a girl!”
Hal Holbrook - Congressman Doyle
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Genny: Well... , uh, I'm sorry about that, sir. We're Republican.
- President Matt Douglas: Well, at least you can admit it. That's the first step towards recovery.”
Connie Ray - Genny
James Garner - President Matt Douglas

“That's what I get for my Leftist tendencies.”

Jeff Bridges - President Jackson Evans

“You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“Must be the evil commies that made me lose my dignity in trying to expose her for the commie she is!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dolly