“I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars.”
Jack Nicholson - Art Land

“What planet are you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head?”

Penn Fraser Jillette - Bone

“- Howard T. Duck: What is this place?
- Beverly Switzler: Cleveland?
- Howard T. Duck: Cleveland? That's a perfect name for this weird planet!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't know the name of the planet? The planet's called Earth, I think. And I'm obviously in some weird nightmare.
- Howard T. Duck: Your nightmare... or mine?”
Chip Zien - Howard T. Duck
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler

“I finally meet the right guy, and he's from another planet.”
Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway

“If you can't tend to your own planet, you don't deserve to live here.”
Ron Silver - Phil Gordian