“- Reporter: Is it true Lola Burns is gonna have a baby?
- Space Hanlon: Why don't you change your brand of narcotics!”
Ben Erway - Reporter
Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon

“No more beer for Linda. Doubles for Jack, he's gonna be a father!”
Balthazar Getty - Ray Gauquin

“- Bridget Jones: What about the first scan? Would that show when conception took place?
- Dr. Rawlings: No. Ring this number and fix a date. And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Emma Thompson - Dr Rawlings

“- Wendon: I'm afraid I have some bad news... well maybe its not that bad. The princess is pregnant.
- Jason: Pregnant? How the hell did that happen?
- Wendon: Well you can be sure I had nothing to do with it. She's asking to see you.”
Bruce Vilanch - Wendon
Robert Urich - Jason

“I just wanna get you pregnant, you know? My daughter gonna come out like 11 pounds , twenty ounces, running, around the house with the doo doo pampers on!”
Tracy Morgan - Paul