“The Ice Pirates” quotes(1984)
Plot – In a distant future where water has become the most precious and rare treasure, two pirates are captured and sold to a princess who needs valid men to help her find her father, who disappeared shortly after obtaining compromising information regarding the government.
All actors – Robert Urich, Mary Crosby, Michael D. Roberts, Anjelica Huston, John Matuszak, Ron Perlman, John Carradine, Natalie Core, Jeremy West, Bruce Vilanch, Alan Caillou, Marcia Lewisshow all
“The Ice Pirates” Quotes 13 quotes
“I hope no one minds but I have no intention of facing this sober.”
“- Blonde Girl: Jason, you never keep any of your promises.
- Jason: Oh really, well I will... next time.
- Blonde Girl: Promise?”
“- Killjoy: They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.
- Roscoe: Just in case of what?
- Killjoy: Just in case there really is a god.”
“- Nanny: That's barbaric!
- Killjoy: Oh, yeah!”
“- Jason: Why'd you make him black?
- Roscoe: Because I wanted him to be perfect.”
Whatever happened to "we rape, we pillage"?
“People without water will do anything!”
“Do I have value again?”