“- Max Fischer: They are going to cancel Latin. They've got to make room for Japanese.
- Rosemary Cross: That's a shame because all the Romance languages are based on Latin.”

Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross

“- Ms. Kawasaki: He wants you to turn and look in camera. Okay?
- Bob Harris: Is that all he said?”

Akiko Takeshita - Ms. Kawasaki
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“My Japanese is getting better. We started speaking English.”
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“- Chief Sterns: You expect me to waste precious manpower because some immigrants are reminded of something that supposedly happened, years ago in Japan!
- April O'Neil: Have you got anything else?”
Raymond Serra - Chief Sterns
Judith Hoag - April O'Neil

- Anthony Fait: You read Chinese?
- Archie: No, but I know "cop" in every language.
DMX - Anthony Fait
Tom Arnold - Archie