“But the worst thing is: that Me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady, and the mutants over at Table 9, will never ever find a way to better the situation, because apparently we have nothing to offer to the opposite sex.”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.”

Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“If you’re nothing without that suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“Gotta keep it spicy! You gotta puff out that chest, swing that tail, eyes narrowed, like some kind of crazy love hawk!”
Will.i.am - Pedro

“I don't like the sound of my voice or how I look or anything.”
Bill Hader