- Ashburn: Why don't you have your own phone?
- Mullins: What am I, the "Queen of England"?
- Ashburn: I don't know. Does the "Queen of England" only wear sweatpants?
Sandra Bullock - Ashburn
Melissa McCarthy - Mullins

“Hello? No, Rick is not here. Who am I? The guy stealing Rick's car...”

D.B. Sweeney - Benjy Taylor

“- Susan Atwell: I'll call you later tonight.
- Tom Farrell: I'll wait by the phone.”
Sean Young - Susan Atwell
Kevin Costner - Tom Farrell

“Take your phone off now, you're with a human being.”

Lily Tomlin - Janet

“I swear, the phone companies'd go broke if it weren't for the Italians!”
Pia Miranda - Josie Alibrandi