“True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT, mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.
[smacks his lips]
They're so perky, I love that.”
Billy Crystal - Miracle Max

“- Rosie: Listen. Listen, take your father here. What's his favorite food?
- Rosie, Mollie: Cheesecake.
- Rosie: What did Dr. Slocum tell him?
- Mollie: Cut back on cholesterol.
- Rosie: So, now he doesn't eat cheesecake. It's the same exact thing.”

Olympia Dukakis - Rosie
Kirstie Alley - Mollie

“- Mitch Burns: I swear, the minute I saw her I felt like I was in the room with an angel.
- Dan Burns: This corn is like an angel.”

Dane Cook - Mitch
Steve Carrell - Dan

“Cookies need love like everything does.”
Hugo Weaving - Agent Smith

“I finally found the one, Marshall. Her name is Bacon.”
Josh Radnor - Ted Mosby