“- Joan: Romance just doesn't seem real to me anymore.
- Gloria: Real? You don't write real, you write about people that sail off into the god damn sunset.
- Joan: Well, what about the next day, when the sun comes up?
- Gloria: There is no next day! That's why it's a romance. You've got to stop confusing real life with a romantic novel!”
Kathleen Turner - Joan
Holland Taylor - Gloria

“I might say don't move because, as you sit there, the firelight is so beautiful on your hair. I might say don't move because this is All Souls' Day, and you mustn't disturb the spirits. And again, I might say don't move because this is a moment so full of understanding that I can't bear to see it come to an end.”

Charles Boyer - Duc de Praslin

“Are you still in love with her? Or perhaps you consider that to be a very personal question. Liz thinks you are. All though of course women like to romanticize things a bit.”

James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“- Mrs. Hemogloben: You're so full of romance!
- The Great Man: Every night, every night.”
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“You're behaving like a romantic girl of eighteen.”

Gladys Cooper - Mrs. Henry Vale