“Evelyn Harper-Charlie was a planned baby.
Alan Harper-What was I?
Evelyn Harper-Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.
”
Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“- GH-7 Medical Droid: Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi: She's dying?
- GH-7 Medical Droid: We don't know why. She has lost the will to live. We need to operate quickly if we are to save the babies.”

David Acord - GH-7 Medical Droid
Ewan McGregor - Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi

“Nothing comes between a pregnant lady and a meal.”
Rene Russo - Lorna Cole

“- Trish Murtaugh: Where's Lorna?
- Martin Riggs: She's okay. I think she's on her third breakfast now.
- Trish Murtaugh: I remember those days.”
Darlene Love - Trish Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“I am not ready to have this baby! Fine, wheel me in if you want! My legs are staying closed!”

Rene Russo - Lorna Cole