“- Jessica: What are you doing, wearing my bra?
- Booger Spencer: I'm not wearing your bra. I was simply holding it against myself.”

Rob Schneider - Jessica
Matt Weinberg - Booger

“If I want to go to a party with a few male friends, it doesn't mean I'm gay.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“Nothing the Party says is true. Nothing the Party does is good. Even the war itself isn't real. The Party wants you to believe we are at war so as to channel your aggressions away from the rightful target, the Party.”
John Boswall - Goldstein

“You are being made into obedient, stupid slaves of the Party. Open your eyes. See the evil that is happening to you. The Party drops bombs on its own citizens. It is the Party, not the Eurasians, who are our enemies. Rise up. Throw off the yoke. You have nothing to lose, and everything to gain. People of Oceania.”
John Boswall - Goldstein

“Jim's getting married, isn't he? Holy fuckin' shit! This is major! Do you have the slightest idea of how important this is? We get to have a bachelor party. Yes! We celebrate the death of Jim with a party in his honor. Chicks and boobs. Tits and ass.”
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler