“Next Friday” quotes

Movie Next Friday
Title Next Friday
Year 2000
Director Steve Carr
Genre Comedy
Plot – Debo is escaped from jail to take revenge on Craig, whose father takes him to Rancho Cucamonga to hide his son with his uncle Elroy and his cousin Day-Day. There Craig will face many interesting adventures.
All actors – Ice Cube, Mike Epps, Justin Pierce, John Witherspoon, Don 'D.C.' Curry, Jacob Vargas, Lobo Sebastian, Rolando Molina, Lisa Rodríguez, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, Kym Whitley, Amy Hill
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  • “- Uncle Elroy: Craig, I want you to meet my old lady Suga. Suga, my nephew Craig.
    - Suga: You even cuter than your baby pictures!
    - Craig: Thank you.
    - Suga: You know, we can keep it all in the family... Hmm You got a fat ass!!
    - Uncle Elroy: Al right! Al right! Al right! That's enough! Shit!”

    Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
    Kym Whitley - Suga
    Ice Cube - Craig Jones
  • “Wey! Dont be stepin on those flowres motherfuckers! I just planted that shit!”
    Amy Hill - Mrs. Ho-Kym
  • “She do hair, baby sit and sell dope out the same house: police don't know when to kick the door in.”
    Mike Epps - Day-Day
  • “I don't like locked doors around here man, they make me crazy! No more locked doors! Gracias.”

    Jacob Vargas - Joker
  • “- Day-Day: Get off my car! Get off of my shit!
    - Craig: I ain't gettin down, watch out! I got sum'm for 'em.
    - Day-Day: Hit his ass again! Fuck this...fuck!
    - Joker: I can't believe he did that to our dog, eh!
    - Day-Day: You uncle Willie's son, you Uncle Willie's son! You don't play dat shit!
    - Joker: Cruelty to animals, Essay, cruelty to...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Mike Epps - Day-Day
    Ice Cube - Craig Jones
    Jacob Vargas - Joker
    [Tag:animals, cruelty]
  • “- Joker: [the Joker brothers opening the door at a gunpoint] The fuck do you want?
    - Day-Day: We came to borrow some sugar.
    - Joker: Does this look like a fuckin' 7-Eleven to you homes? Do you see a Red-Dot on my Forehead my friend? Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work? Do you? No, you don't so fuck you my friend. Get the fuck...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Jacob Vargas - Joker
    Mike Epps - Day-Day
    [Tag:racism, weapons]
  • “Look here, baby. You're hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. You need to slow this motherfucker down, you understand? I almost spilled my 'yak on this $200 suit, nigger. Come on, baby, keep it together.”

    Clifton Powell - Pinky
    [Tag:driving, speed]
  • “- Uncle Elroy: Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman?
    - Craig: I don't know. I must have... shit.
    - Uncle Elroy: Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew?
    - Suga: I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you.
    - Uncle Elroy: Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. It's Mr. Nasty Time.
    - Suga: Mr. Nasty Time!
    - Uncle Elroy: Mr. Nasty...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
    Ice Cube
    Kym Whitley - Craig Jones
  • “Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties. Fuck it homes lets party!”
    [Tag:money, parties]
  • “Put some more hot sauce on my burrito baby... you know you look so good to me...”

    John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
  • “You family, I love you, you welcome to anything in my house. But don't let me catch you in my refrigerator, don't let me catch you with yo finger in my Suga Bowl, You feel me knockin.”
    Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
  • “- Customer: Bullshit! You know who you're fucking with?
    - Day-Day: Bishop Tutu?
    - Customer: Try again, motherfucker!
    - Day-Day: Winnie Mandela's little ...
    - Customer: Try again, motherfucker!
    - Day-Day: Just an ugly ass black dude.
    - Customer: I'll go postal on this motherfucker!”

    Michael Blackson - Customer
    Mike Epps - Day-Day
  • “- Craig Jones: You heard of El Nino?
    - Karla Joker: Yeah...
    - Craig Jones: This is El Negro. Come on down here and let me tap that ass. ”

    Ice Cube - Craig Jones
    Lisa Rodrìguez - Karla
  • “Yo, you better stop hittin' me like that man. I'll bust your ass just like Craig did. Knock your eye straight!”
    Sticky Fingaz - Tyrone
  • - Day-Day: I got the "BGs".
    - Craig Jones: What's the "BGs"?
    - Day-Day: The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on my self.

    Mike Epps - Day-Day
    Ice Cube - Craig Jones
  • “- Craig Jones: What's that smell?
    - Mr. Jones: Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing.”

    Ice Cube - Craig Jones
    John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
  • “Can't even count to ten and you win the lottery, ain't that a bitch.”
    John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
  • “- Uncle Elroy: That's Versace you steppin' on.
    - Mr. Jones: Versace? You can't even spell Versace.
    - Uncle Elroy: Fo-satchy. f-o-satchy.”

    Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
    John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
  • “- Day-Day: 'Cause I'm a player, man. I'm a pimp, and I don't have to deal with this shit.
    - Craig: You got your shirt on backwards, player!
    - Day-Day: Players fuck up.”

    Mike Epps - Day-Day
    Ice Cube - Craig Jones
  • “- Joker: I'm not stupid, you're stupid.
    - Karla: No you're stupid.
    - Joker: Don't call me stupid, I'm sensitive.
    - Karla: Just where's the car keys?
    - Joker: You're stupid.
    - Karla: Bye.”

    Jacob Vargas - Joker
    Lisa Rodrìguez - Karla
  • “- Uncle Elroy: I bet you smoke a lil' weed, don't ya?
    - Craig Jones: Why do say that?
    - Uncle Elroy: [looks at him] Cause your lip's turnin' black!”

    Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
    Ice Cube - Craig Jones
    [Tag:drugs, lips, smoking]
  • “I'm an Aztec warrior!”

    Jacob Vargas - Joker
  • “Fat bitches need love too Craig!”
    Mike Epps - Day-Day
    [Tag:love, obesity, truth]
  • “They say there ain't no gravity there [on the moon]. Maybe if we get high there, we'll never come down.”
    Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
    [Tag:drugs, laughing, moon]
  • “- Day-Day: I gotta get this money by tomorrow.
    - Roach: You could sell your Beemer.
    - Day Day: I can do what?
    - Roach: Sell your car.
    - Day-Day: Sell your mama's car! I'm not sellin' my car for that.”

    Mike Epps - Day-Day
    Justin Pierce - Roach
    [Tag:cars, money]