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“- Randal: I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom! What if a customer comes in and my jerking off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth?!
- Dante: The most likeliest of scenarios.”
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(Clerks II)
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