“Slackers” quotes

(2002)
Movie Slackers
Title Slackers
Year 2002
Director Dewey Nicks
Genre Comedy, Romance
All actors – Devon Sawa, Jason Segel, Michael C. Maronna, Jason Schwartzman, Jaime King, Laura Prepon, Travis Davis, Jim Rash, Nat Faxon, Don Michaelson, Retta, Marilyn Staley
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  • “- Dave Goodman: It was my fate to meet her.
    - Jeff Davis: But it wasn't your fate to be with her. Unfortunately fate has a different plan for you. You will grow up, go out into the world. You'll forget all about the things that happened here.”

    Devon Sawa - Dave Goodman
    Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis
  • “No-one can shoot you down because a woman one time stepped on your heart and left a scar in its wake.”

    Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis
    [Tag:pain, scars, women]
  • “You treat a hot girl like dirt, and she'll stick to you like mud.”
    Jason Segel - Sam Schechter
  • “Your eyes are like two shining blue rockets in the night.”

    Jason Schwartzman - Ethan Dulles
    [Tag:eyes]
  • “- Jeff Davis: Are you busy with something?
    - Reanna: I was masturbating.
    - Jeff Davis: In the dorms. Well, that's what you get when you go to art school.”

    Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis
    Laura Prepon - Reanna
    [Tag:masturbation]
  • “- Dave Goodman: What's that smell?
    - Ethan Dulles: Maybe it's the smell of your ass getting kicked out of school.”

    Devon Sawa - Dave Goodman
    Jason Schwartzman - Ethan Dulles
    [Tag:school]
  • “- Reanna: Remember what I always say, show the boobs and work the ass.
    - Angela Patton: I have no boobs.
    - Reanna: You're right, well just work the ass.”

    Laura Prepon - Reanna
    Jaime King - Angela Patton
    [Tag:body, seduction, women]
  • “We have been getting screwed by the system. The system that forces us guys to like girls. We're getting pushed into this. What if we just take the girls out of it? We can have our own system. We can just be guys! You can have sex, you can do it, you know, many guys at a time, but it's not gay.”
    Michael C. Maronna - Jeff Davis
  • “You are so awesome, your room is so awesome, your phone is kick-ass, and you know what? I love you.”
    Jason Schwartzman - Ethan Dulles
  • “- Mr. Leonard: If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
    - Dave Goodman: Slave to the freaky ass booty.
    - Mr. Leonard: That's more then one word.”

    Joe Flaherty - Mr. Leonard
    Devon Sawa - Dave Goodman
  • “I love you but, I hate you, which brings to mind, how much I love you. We could have worked this out you know, in a little room, in a little locked room.”

    Jason Schwartzman - Ethan Dulles
    [Tag:hatred, love]
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