“- Franklin Hatchett: You're phat.
- Grace Cipriani: Excuse me?
- Franklin Hatchett: You're phat. P-H-A-T. Pretty Hot And Tempting.”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett
Heather Locklear - Grace Cipriani

“- Dale Denton: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
- Saul Silver: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
- Dale Denton: I'm just... I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
- Saul Silver: Thank you.
- Dale Denton: Not a compliment.”

Seth Rogen - Dale Denton
James Franco - Saul Silver

“- Pam: Sex with you is really a Kafkaesque experience.
- Alvy Singer: Thank you.
- Pam: It's a compliment.”
Shelley Duvall - Pam
Woody Allen - Alwy Singer

“Walter, you're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“How can you stand here beside me and pretend not to remember? Not to know that my heart is breaking for you? That your face is the wonderful light burning in all this darkness?”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff