- Coles: Would you think I was being too forward if I said, "Let's go back to your room".
- Sam: What would you say if I said, "Let's go back to my room, but let's bring Thea".
Mark Ruffalo - Coles
Maya Stange - Sam

“- Miguel Manzano: When do I get to sleep with you again?
- Mariana Garcia Guerrero: We never sleep. We fuck.”
Giancarlo Giannini - Miguel Manzano
Rachel Ticotin - Mariana Garcia Guerrero

“- Ryan Harrison: Put your hand in my pocket.
- Cass Lake: All right... What am I looking for?
- Ryan Harrison: Nothing. I just missed you, baby. We're going to party like it's 1995.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison
Melinda McGraw - Cass Lake

“- Nick: I liked her. I loved the sex.
- Deborah: So, you love me, but you only like the sex.”

Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin