“- Joan: And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.
- Bernie: So, you want to dance or what?”
Elizabeth Perkins - Joan
Jim Belushi - Bernie

“Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“Just because I like ballet doesn't mean I'm a poof, you know.”
Jamie Bell - Billy

“Gay guys know how to dance good. It's like the law or some shit.”
Adam Sandler - Chuck Levine

“- Jonah: I'm not interested in being with someone who's older. I just wanna dance with other people who are gay.
- Ned: I think I'd rather talk about the smell of pee.”
Ezra Miller - Jonah
Liev Schreiber - Ned