“You better wise up, 'cause if I grow and you stay as stupid as you are, we're gonna have big problems, Ray!”
Tracey Ullman - Frenchy

- Johnson: You know what your problem is, Wilson? You need to listen for the pop.
- Wilson: Whoa, whoa. What's "the pop", Johnson?
- Johnson: That's the sound you're gonna make when your head comes out of your ass for the first time.
Russell Richardson - Pvt. Johnson
Shea Whigham - Pvt. Wilson

“- Jeremy Collier: What are these personal problems that I have?
- Karen Collier: I don't know the medical term, but I suppose you could describe it as being a terminal jerk.”
Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Karen Collier

“- Pinocchio: What's a conscience?
- Jiminy Cricket: What's a conscience! A conscience is that still small voice that people won't listen to. That's just the trouble with the world today.”
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“What's the matter with his ears? I don't see nothing wrong with them. I think they're cute.”

Edward Brophy - Timothy Q. Mouse