“It's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!”

Dolly Parton - Mona Stangley

“If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there, and it wasn't poultry!”

Jim Nabors - Deputy Fred

“What are we supposed to think? A young, eager producer comes up to the house of a top executive for a midnight rendezvous? She's right, Guy, it's not what you think. She's definitely not selling Girl Scout cookies!”
Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“I love sluts. Sluts Rock! It's just got to be the right slut.”
Michael Showalter - Coop

“Whores have to sell the one thing that shouldn't be for sale in the world. And that's love.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson