“- Tommy O'Shea: Guns make you nervous?
- Paul Kersey: Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous.”
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“- Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
- The Dude: Yeah, waving the fucking gun around?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
- The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Gov. Eleanor Grant: Wait a minute, I know you. You're from the elevator.
- Gene Watson: That's right.
- Gov. Eleanor Grant: You were very nervous.
- Gene Watson: Guns tend to make me very nervous.”

Marsha Mason - Governor Eleanor Grant
Johnny Depp - Gene Watson

“- Lloyd Christmas: I feel like a schoolboy again. A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you.
- Mary Swanson: I thought I heard you talking to someone.
- Lloyd Christmas: [now extremely nervous] Mary... I... I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.”

Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Lauren Holly - Mary Swanson

“- Victor Velasco: I work at home during the day. Oh, I predict some interesting complications... am I making you nervous?
- Corie Bratter: Very nervous.
- Victor Velasco: Wonderful! Once a month I try to make pretty young girlsnervous, just to keep my hand in!”
Charles Boyer - Victor Velasco
Jane Seymour Fonda - Corie Bratter