“- Addley: It's a beautiful day, you see? You see? You're all alone in the park, sittin' on a park bench, and you're readin' somethin' real good.
- Ike: Yeah, like a muscle magazine.”
Michael McCleery - Addley
Frederick Coffin - Ike

“Playboy's motto is: the girl next door. They look for girls that are wholesome and fresh and young and naive. They look for all of that. So, most of those girls do have that type of background.”
Mariel Hemingway - Dorothy Stratten

“Playboy is a very special magazine, Dorothy. There's no other magazine like it. All the writers, editors, photographers, all the girls, et cetera, we all have a very special relationship. It's not like any other magazine. We're all like a... well, we're just like a family.”
Keith Hefner - Photographer

“Do you not know that in a woman eagerness passes for weakness?”
Robert Bice - Lao Ta Tan - Eldest Son

“- Roger Swanson: Why give into a slump? Let's go down swinging.
- Nick: Like Michael Jordan.
- Roger Swanson: That's the wrong sport, but I like your enthusiasm.”
George C. Scott - Roger Swanson
Jesse Eisenberg - Nick