“I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.”
Buddy Hackett

“- Jack Edwards: Are you gonna help me in this, or are you gonna leave me stranded out here in this argument by myself?
- Thomas Harriman: I'm gonna leave you stranded.”
Sam Waterston - Jack Edwards
John Heard - Thomas Harriman

“- Gilbert Blythe: Well, I figured you can give me a hand with my work, and we'll call it a fair exchange.
- Anne Shirley: Aren't you worried? I'm liable to break another slate over your head.
- Gilbert Blythe: I'm more worried I might break one over yours, carrots.”
Jonathan Crombie - Gilbert Blythe
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“I'm not bitter. I'm mad as hell.”
Kimberly Elise - Helen

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... and won't get fooled again.”
Josh Brolin - George W. Bush