“We were a dull collection of rich, old, unhappy people.”
William Hickey - Drogan

“Gamblers are never happy, Charlie.”
Vic Tayback - Carface

“Never being happy isn't the same as being unhappy. Is it?”
Paul McCrane - Montgomery

“Doctor, I'm so unhappy. I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body - and you're not helping me to get out! So I got a new shrink, Levy's his name, he's gonna sign the papers so I can get my operation.”

William Finley - Bobbi

“Most women are as unhappy with their entire body as you are with your small penis.”
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow