“Those Sicilian women cooked us a terrific meal. I'ts too bad they were all over fifty. We were more horny than we were hungry.”
Robert Carradine - Pvt. Zab - 1st Squad

“I'll starve myself to death, it's the easiest way out. It's not so difficult to do. I tried it yesterday afternoon.”
Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé

“- Buzz Kurtis: This is even better than you getting socked. You're dead!
- Abercrombie: If I'm dead, then... then why am I so hungry?”
Bud Abbott - Buzz Kurtis
Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Roland Tembo: Predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
- Nick Van Owen: No, only humans do.”

Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo
Vince Vaughn - Nick Van Owen

“There's murder in nature. Millions are dying right now. Starved, bombed, in camps. Nobody gives a damn. You may deplore it, but it's a fact.”
Keith Buckley - Hugo Van Arkady