“Movies are just a comforting fairy-tale compared to the real deal. Bram Stoker, he wrote a good yarn. But the events that he described back in 1897, God, that was just a tiny piece of the mosaic.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“- Bart Simpson: Tell us a story, Grampa, you've led an interesting life.
- Grampa: That's a lie and you know it! But I have seen a lot of movies...”
Nancy Cartwright - Bart Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Grampa

This is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons, and the foresight to retain international merchandising rights. This is the story of "Star Wars". Let's begin with part four.
Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin

“- Bettina Barnes: Another lousy sci-fi flick. Berdine, I just can't identify with the Rat-Faced Girl from Mars.
- Berdine: Is it really that bad?
- Bettina Barnes: Honey, Lassie could fart out a better script.”
Kimberley Davies - Bettina Barnes
Danni Wheeler - Berdine

“If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back story and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel, you are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks