“This is a three billion dollar class action lawsuit. In the morning, I have to call my board. I have to tell them that the architect of our defense was arrested for running naked in the street. What sickness is he talking about?”
Tilda Swinton - Karen Crowder

“Sorry to interrupt you, Mister Mayor, but there's an old American saying: When there's blood on the streets, somebody's gotta go to jail.”
Denzel Washington - Detective Keith Frazier

“- Diego Delgado: How much time do you have?
- George Jung: Oh, let's see. Twenty-six months.
- Diego Delgado: Twenty-six months? For murder? I must meet your lawyer.”
Jordi Mollà - Diego Delgado
Johnny Depp - George Jung

“You do that to Apollo Creed, they'll put us in jail for murder.”

Burt Young - Paulie

- Matron Mama Morton: You'll be staying on E-block. "Murderess Row" we like to call it.
- Roxie Hart: Oh... is that nicer?

Queen Latifah - Matron Mama Morton
Renee Zellweger - Roxie Hart