“What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?”

Peter Dante - Dante

“- Mr. Hammond: Are you stoned?
- Chase Hammond: Dad, until you come in here and you see a black light and a felt Led Zepplin poster, rest easy.”
William Converse-Roberts - Mr. Hammond
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

“- Ginger: It's just a little weed. Well, maybe not such a little. How 'bout, six trash bags full?
- Sarah: Six bags full? Like that?
- Ducky: Don't be mad, be glad.”
Val Kline - Ginger
Debra Blee - Sarah
Jeana Keough - Ducky

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?”
Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Keats