“No matter how screwed up our lives may be, we gotta take care of our children.”
Louis Giambalvo - Joe Carangi

“All fathers care for their sons.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter

“He won the eight year-old division of the pass, punt and run when he was five years-old.”

Brian Haley - Mike Hammersmith

“- Lisa: Are you going to kill me?
- Addison: No, you're a child, and children should be protected.
- Lisa: Angels protect me.
- Addison: Maybe that's how you should think of me.”
Teale Bishopric - Lisa
Eric Bana - Addison

“All that matters is that each of the kids get a toy. That they have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning. Most importantly, they all know there's somebody who's thinking about them.”
Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus