“- Exeter: They're concentrating all their attention on Metaluna. Those flashes of light - they're meteors. Hundreds of them! The intense heat is turning Metaluna into a radioactive sun. The temperature must be thousands of degrees by now.
- Crow T. Robot: Cooler by the lake.
- Exeter: A lifeless planet. And yet...
- Tom Servo: Rents are reasonable!”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“- Philip Kimberley: It's wonderful to be forty two again. Do you think I'll live to be forty three?
- Boris Medvachian: If comrade Kuzminsky fails to deliver the dossier, our two friends there, they make sure he doesn't.”
Sir Michael Caine - Philip Kimberley
Morteza Kazerouni - Boris Medvachian

“- Cody Culp: Reach down the back of my pants.
- Christie Langford: What?
- Cody Culp: Come on! Live dangerously.”
Bradley Gregg - Cody Culp
Traci Lind - Christie Langford

“My idea of taking a risk is - losing my birth control pills - or shopping at Saks without a sale. I want to live; but, I don't know how! I hate myself!”
Rebecca Schaeffer - Zandra

“If you live a life of make-believe, your life isn't worth anything until you do something that does challenge your reality. And to me, sailing the open ocean is a real challenge, because it's life or death.”
Morgan Freeman